Friday, April 2, 2010

Spanky Moves East

So Spanky and She Who Cannot Be Denied have decided that they want to move in with the mighty Felgerkarb. I have decided that two girlfriends will always be better than one, especially when they are so...accommodating.
Ming the Merciless ain't got shit on me.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Time for the Yearly Check-up

Nurse Mildred Ratched she is not...
I think I am in for a good check-up this year, eh?

Cambodia, Land of Renewal

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

I think I can make it now, the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is the rainbow I've been prayin' for
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

Look all around, there's nothin' but blue skies
Look straight ahead, nothin' but blue skies

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

Johnny Nash and Cambodia have something in common, an ability to clear my mind and make me feel a whole hellava lot better about things...

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

She Who Cannot Be Denied

You know, I suddenly realized why I cannot deny
"She Who Cannot Be Denied"
SWCBD looks a lot like Lucy Liu here featured above.
I got the major hots for Lucy...ya, I know, me and about 1 billion other swinging Richards.
BUT, SWCBD, despite being a major player and a sticky fingered Penhgirl simply...


I mean, LOOK. By Buddha, Apsaras got jack and SQUAT on her.

Resolve...weakening. Higher brain function, ceasing...

...can...not...deny. ARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!

Ah, the sweet suffering....

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Harnessed Hussy in the Penh

Felgerkarb's latest folly?!!!

Wishful thinking, but interesting nevertheless...

Good Luck Peaceman

Good luck with your love, Peaceman.

Ignore those that try to tear you down and just move forward...I doubt most of the fucktards in this town could pull off what you did and live to tell the tale.

'nuff said.

Diamond Wielding F&#k Dolls

Lately there has been a scandal about town regarding a typical local girl playing several barangs for phat lewt...i.e. while going through the motions with one barang to get married, to include meeting his family, while she was hosing at least one other guy in town, and stringing a few others along via email to get DA BLING BLING. This is all a fairly typical story for the Penh...most of us have been involved in something similar at least is all part of earning your stripes as an expat here.

But, my good friend jm raised a REALLY good point about this. It may be typical for Khmer hussies to pull this crap on barang, but imagine if they tried this shit on a few local guys. They would be chopped, hacked, melted with acid, shot, strangled, and then made into prahok. A Khmer girl looks at another guy and her boyfriend usually goes apeshit...but we barang are fair game.

You know something, hussy? Find another dumbass to steal from, because it is just as easy for us to find another harlot to fill your shoes and rip us off as easily as you did and...

...wait, that didn't come out right...never mind... may be time to retire back to white chicks...