Thursday, November 20, 2008

I Am Jack's Sense Of Humiliation

DJ Ano appeared on TV last night unhurt, contrary to witness reports and a local film clip circulating around town of a woman being pulled into a car and brutalized.

Something very strange is going on here, or, simply, I fell victim to the usual Penh rumor mill.

I am Jack's sense of humiliation...

Better I stick to what I can confirm personally: harlots, catamites, and popular culture.

Davros Still Hiding Out In Skarro...errr...Cambodia

"Yes. Yes. To hold in my hand, a manifesto that contained such power. To know that life and death on such a scale was my choice. To know that the tiny pressure on my comrades, enough to break their will, would end everything. Yes! I would do it! That power would set me up above the gods! AND THROUGH THE KHMER ROUGE I SHALL HAVE THAT POWER!"


New Gatekeeper at Felgerkarb Castle

With all the trouble that has been going on around town lately, I began thinking of the security situation around Felgerkarb Castle. So I picked up the phone and gave a call to the Demon Prince himself asking him if I could borrow Cerberus for a while. He told me no problem, as he owes me a few favors anyway for all the great things I have been doing around town, and especially for keeping an eye on one of his minions, Squeaky. Anyway, from now on, you have to get past this motherfucker to enter the Castle grounds, so it would be best if you gave us a ring before you came over. Wouldn't want your immortal soul torn out of your body and carried off to hell and all that....very inconvenient for all involved.

Monday, November 17, 2008


Cute Asian girls really know how to take a donut, eh?
Chew, baby, chew!

A Heart, Not So Dark...

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving."

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Attack of the Catamites!

The newest sensation to hit Street 136!
This doe eyed mistress of hellfire can be yours for only the cost of a few lady drinks...
...and your reputation.
So if you're a god-cursed sodomite,
Come down for your very own catamite!

(brought to you buy the letter X and your local Publican Club, 501)

Monday, November 10, 2008

Jabba the Hutt is Dead

It would seem not one hour before my posting about DJ Ano, one of the larger of the NKR crime lords was struck down by the hand of the gods in our beautiful land. While I would never rejoice at the death of another, I must say this was a long time in coming. I find it even poetic that Karma finally caught up with him. Princess Leia could not choke the life outta this Jabba the Hutt, it had to be like this. My faith that some sort of Justice exists in the Universe has been restored.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Another Casualty of the NKR

Missy's friend from her TV days, DJ Ano, was recently brutalized. It is all over Khmer news sites and papers, another story to be looked at with shock and horror, then quickly forgotten.

DJ Ano is yet another example of the further atrocities that continue to be meted out upon the Khmer people by the Neo Khmer Rouge (NKR).

Her only real crime was being pretty and on TV. She was spotted by multiple NKRs who decided she would make a fine addition to their collection of chew toys. She was forced to make a decision, go with them into their underworld of Johnny Walker Blue, cheap sex and cigarettes and thus keep her career, or refuse their advances and be pushed down into the gutter with the rest of the trash. She of course knew she was doomed, but thinking of her family and position, she went along with the fat slob NKRs, and thus was damned.

One night she was abducted by thugs belonging to some frustrated NKR battle axe of a wife. Her head was shaved. Her face, breasts, labia, and the rest of her body were slashed with a razor. These mongoloid stormtroopers also gleefully performed some sort of crude semi-circumcision on her clitoris, then dumped her bloody and broken body on the side of the road. I am not sure if they raped her, but I would be surprised if they did not. She is still alive in a hospital in Vietnam, but she will forever be crippled in body, mind, and soul.

There will be no investigation. There will be no witnesses. There will be no charges. There will be NO JUSTICE for DJ Ano or her family. The fat pig NKRs and their Quasimodo like wives will continue to act with impunity, raping and plundering Cambodia until there is nothing left but an empty husk.

She is but another on the long list of NKR victims that will go unavenged...but not unmourned.

May Lord Buddha bring you peace, DJ Ano, and may Karma have its way with those responsible for this heinous crime.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Felgerkarb Castle

I am going to build this mighty edifice somewhere on the outskirts of the Penh. Perhaps on the ruins of Camko City, that piece of shit development where they don't pay their workers and destroy the environment as Ming and Oknha Klytus put up soulless, cookie cutter crap, all the while calling it progress. These swine are worse than the Khmer Rouge as they grab up all the land and slowly murder their own people like a twisted black earth mother. Well, once I am done building Felgerkarb Castle, I will loose my flying monkeys to take vengence in the name of the people.

cue evil laughter