Thursday, November 20, 2008

New Gatekeeper at Felgerkarb Castle

With all the trouble that has been going on around town lately, I began thinking of the security situation around Felgerkarb Castle. So I picked up the phone and gave a call to the Demon Prince himself asking him if I could borrow Cerberus for a while. He told me no problem, as he owes me a few favors anyway for all the great things I have been doing around town, and especially for keeping an eye on one of his minions, Squeaky. Anyway, from now on, you have to get past this motherfucker to enter the Castle grounds, so it would be best if you gave us a ring before you came over. Wouldn't want your immortal soul torn out of your body and carried off to hell and all that....very inconvenient for all involved.

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